12 Years Old?

This is what I need to mark on my standard 6 student. Actually not all the students like that, only him I marked and make me laugh alot. Others some are good and some are worst than him. I think few months later, I'll die because of marking too much books... Lol

This is what he write before I marked. The topic is write something about the Taska. Use their imaginary.

1. Saya ke Pusat Penjaga 1 Tahun.
2. Sini ada kerusi dan meja.
3. Juga ada banyak buku cerita.
4. Saya suda sekolah balik pusat penjaga buat kerja
5. Situ ada banyak guru memarahi saya.
6. Sudah buat kerja aku buat situ kerja.
7. Situ boleh makan nasi dan minum milo.
8. Di situ ada banyak kamus besar.
9. Situ ada satu store room.
10. Di situ ada television dan ekon.
11. Kita di situ pun boleh main chess.
12. Aku beg taruk di keluar pusat penjaga.
13. Di situ ada amari yang besar.
14. Guru-guru mencemian mata di situ.
15. Ada satu antie sapu lantai dengan bersih.
16. XXX ialah kawan jahat.
17. YYY di situ ialah kawan baik.
18. Aku di situ mandi dan makan.
19. Mrs Loo ialah Guru marahi.
20. Sekarang ialah pukul empat.
    

When marking this, I was like what the shit is that!!! I think I need to ask him to give me a pail to let me vomit out all the blood.

p/s: I didnt change any word of the boy's work. It is original.