Although today should be the second class, but I didn't attend to the first class because I didn't choose arts at first which I chose Psychology at first.
I'm a little bit glad that I choose art before the registration of add and drop ended.
The lecturer is really humor actually.
He asked one of the student, A: "how many steps do you need to put an elephant into a fridge?"
A: "go catch the elephant then kill it, then chop into pieces"
Lecturer: "why are you so cruel? what you need to do is just open the door of the fridge, put in the elephant, and close it!"
Students: =.=|||
Then the lecturer continues...
Lecturer: then how to put giraffe into the fridge?
Student: open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe and close the fridge.
Students: =.=|||
Continues...
Lecturer: Tarzan asks all the animal gather together... who is missing then?
Students: ...
Lecturer: Giraffe! because it is still in the fridge! hahaha
Students: hahahahax =.=|||
Continues...
Lecturer: Then the tarzan bring all the animals up to the plane... but suddenly the plan cant move when they were half way on the sky! so who do you think the tarzan threw out?
Students: Elephant!
Lecturer: Correct!!!
Then he continue with his craps and some lecturer...
Nothing we learn actually just we know that we are not wrong to choose this subject. =)
Lecturer asked my name during the lecture class, but after I back from washroom, he mention my name as:
cheah (at first), then somebody told him is Cai Yi...
But after awhile, he called my name again, but still pronounce wrongly.. and now I only realize my name got so many nearly same pronunciation...
Cai Yi > Cheah > Cair > Cai Yi....
=.=|||
When we were introducing where we came from, lecturer asked me where is Tasik Chini.
He told me that there were a couple on the Tasik with their boat, but suddenly they sink!
AND he asked me why they sink!!!
I told him that it was because there was dragon... (this is just rumors)
He said wrong and guess what is his answer?
Lecturer: because the elephant drop and hit the couple and their boat, that's why they sink!
Me: (wtf)...
Sigh...
I didn't talk something during the class, and I never know that this will make me have deep impression towards the lecturer...
p/s: I got the feeling that I'm going to die for this lecture....
Get the giraffe out then stuff monkey into it, you got Mat Kool; get the monkey out then stuff lion into it, you got Paddle Pop! ^^
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